For deep-sea legends with a bold sense of humor and a love for adventure.

⚓ Overview

Dive headfirst into laughter and nautical nostalgia with the Muff Divers Inc. x The Bearded Clam Coin — a hilariously detailed collectible celebrating the most infamous “diving crew” that never fails to make waves.
Crafted with premium metallic detailing, oceanic color tones, and clever adult humor, this coin is a must-have for anyone who loves maritime mischief and cheeky wordplay. 🌊😆

🧜‍♀️ Front Design – “Muff Divers Inc.”

The front features a vintage copper diving helmet with a gleaming blue gemstone centerpiece, surrounded by a pair of elegant legs in red high heels, playfully “emerging” from the water.
The retro color bands in orange, cream, and blue evoke a sunset-at-sea vibe, while the rope-border frame and anchor emblems bring nautical authenticity.

The text reads:

“MUFF DIVERS INC.”
“NO MUFF TOO TOUGH – WE DIVE AT 5!”

Subtle side engravings “SALTY” and “YUMMY” add a wink of humor to the craftsmanship. 😉

🦪 Reverse Design – “The Bearded Clam”

The back side turns the joke up a notch!
Front and center is The Bearded Clam, a wide-eyed, smiling shell with a hilarious expression and golden “beard” detail — set against a sunset gradient backdrop.

Framed text reads:

“THE BEARDED CLAM SEAFOOD SHACK”
and below, the unforgettable slogan:
“IF YOUR MOUTH’S NOT FULL, YOU’RE EATING IT WRONG.”

Anchors and ship wheels on each side complete the seafaring theme with a dash of comedy and craftsmanship. ⚓😂

⚙️ Product Details

• Material: Premium zinc alloy with antique silver finish

• Diameter: 45 mm (1.77 in)

• Craftsmanship: Dual-tone enamel with gemstone detailing

• Edge: Rope-style border for nautical charm

• Packaging: Clear capsule + collector’s display box 🎁

🍻 Perfect For

• Maritime humor lovers 🌊

• Navy veterans, divers, and sea dogs alike ⚓

• Fans of adult novelty coins 🪙

• Gift for collectors who “get the joke” 😂

💬 Tagline

“Where the seas are deep, and the laughs go deeper.” 😏💦